supergameboytwo:

catmask:

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

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transfem-juice:

typhus-andronicus:

discovered an intriguing network of pornbots which appear to be repeatedly reblogging this picture of butter between themselves

I love all of these

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foxincrocs-classic:

dogsagainstbenitojuarez:

bulbasars2:

gearboxpraexology:

kawaii-pigeon:

blurrymango:

theinformationcollector:

TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

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Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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potato-gay:

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nights-at-crystarium:

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etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!

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Only click the read more if you’re fully prepared. I’m taking no responsibility past this point.

Keep reading

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greathoughtsphilosopy:

cheddar-baby:

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn’t embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

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gheycowboyespressokell:

charlesoberonn:

junkbats:

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

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